I'm jealous of your bromance
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Are we still banned from the library?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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