Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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