Banned from zoo.
Again?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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