About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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