I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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