If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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