Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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