he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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