no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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