So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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