I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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