Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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