at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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