Already got asked if we're dating
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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