My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just made out with a guy for $7.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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