Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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