can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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