I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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