some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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