her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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