But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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