new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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