Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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