they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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