the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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