Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize