If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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