he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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