I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
PANTIES FOUND
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize