I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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