she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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