you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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