I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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