Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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