its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
