fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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