I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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