Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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