This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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