idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Everclear isn't food dammit
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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