I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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