he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
