For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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