I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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