I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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