not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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