Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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