8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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