and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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