how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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