gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm too high and old for this...
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