We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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