I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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