First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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