Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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