: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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