He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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