She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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